Sex n Beer
By: Gary Calabro




Some of the most popular activities among college students today include, sex and alcohol consumption. Many college students think about sex, talk about sex, or engage in the act, whether it is with another person or themselves.

Even more of these college students go to parties and drink a lot. Then, they wake up the next morning hating life. It's just the dehydrated brain's way of thanking you for poisoning it the night before.

As if one didn't already know, or figure it out for themselves, alcohol is toxic and has many negative effects on the brain and body.

Mixing alcohol and sex doesn't get any better. If one plans on having sex, it would be smart to leave alcohol out of the picture. Alcohol causes people to have diarrhea of the mouth, in other words, one will just talk to talk, which can be boring and inappropriate.

To go along with someone who can't keep their mouth shut because of intoxication, one can also look forward to having a sexual partner who can't stand up straight either. Motor coordination is impaired due to alcohol consumption, period. There's no way around this one. All of those funky positions one dreamed of having sex in, will not be possible.

Some men and women believe that drinking before sex causes a prolonged sexual experience. That certainly may be the case, but drinking too much may cause the inability to reach an orgasm and loss of sensation. Sex isn't sex if one can't feel it.

Heavy alcohol use for about a year or longer among men causes traumatic and embarrassing effects such as, decreased testosterone levels. This means testicular shrinkage, breast growth, and the inability to get an erection! Boobs on a man are not very appetizing, most women would agree.

Women are not off the hook this time. Heavy long term alcohol use among women causes irregular menstrual cycles, inability to have babies and a loss of sex drive. It's already difficult to get women in the sack; with no sex drive it would be impossible!

When under the influence, anxiety and inhibition about sexual intercourse is lessened or weakened causing one to possibly regret sex the day after. The last thing someone wants or needs is rape charges and jail time and if that is the case I only have one thing to say to you: "Don't drop the soap!"

Drink responsibly and have safe sex.

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